Sweet Chilli Philly

  • 1 pack Philly Cheese

  • A big sploosh of Granny Mel's Mean Motherfuckin Chilli

Put Philly Cheese in a serving bowl. Blob lots of Granny Mel's Mean Motherfuckin Chilli over the top of said cheese.

Serve with crackers

Motherfuckin Dumplings!!

  • A huge amount of dumplings (if you're keen, make your own. I'm too lazy to give you a recipe)

  • A dipping bowl of Granny Mel's Mean Motherfuckin Chilli

  • A dipping bowl of Soy Sauce

Steam your dumplings as per packet instructions and  knock yerself out... Eat some Motherfuckin dumplings!

Mean Motherfuckin Crab

  • 2 teaspoons Peanut Oil

4 Uncooked Blue Swimmer Crabs Cut into 1/4s

  • ½ cup Granny Mel's Mean Motherfuckin Chilli

  • ¼ cup Tomato Sauce

  • ¼ cup Soy Sauce

  • 4 Spring Onions, sliced

  • ½ cup Fresh Coriander chopped

  • Extra fresh chilli if you desire, sliced

Mix Granny Mel's Mean Motherfuckin Chilli, Tomato Sauce & Soy Sauce in a jug.

Heat the peanut oil in a large wok over high heat until just smoking. Add the crab and stir-fry for 5-7 minutes or until just cooked (the crabmeat will turn white when cooked).

Pour in sauces and stir-fry for 2-3 minutes or until sauce boils and thickens slightly. Remove from heat. Add the green shallot and stir until just wilted. Add the coriander and toss until just combined.

Serve with Jasmin Rice & Asian Greens


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